The Portland Timbers Are Winning Football
Just days after the club granted a young boy with cancer his Make-A-Wish wish a friendly against the senior side, the fans of the Portland came up with a choreograph. Only it’s not your typical...
View ArticleJose Mourinho Does “Who? Me?” Better Than Anyone
During this evening’s Copa del Rey final, won by Atletico Madrid in extra time at the Bernabeu (big win, that one), Jose Mourinho and Cristiano Ronaldo were both sent off. The latter was unjustified,...
View ArticleChelsea’s Next: Josh Turnbull
While the big news of the day is that Chelsea is free to go after a fifty year old child manager of the utmost ability, it’s backup keeper Ross Turnbull’s son Josh who is stealing the show. After the...
View ArticleDouble-Oh-Kloppo
If there’s a 007 for a football coach, it’s ceertainly not Jurgen Klopp. He’s too goofy and, well, he’s not a pretty boy. As far as dress sense goes, perhaps Andre Villas-Boas. The problem is football...
View ArticleEnrico Preziosi: When Italian Owners Attack
Italy’s your place for batshit crazy owners, and Enrico Preziosi is up there somewhere below Mauro Zamparini and the guy who was @#$%ing Prime Minister…three times. Preziosi owns Genoa, a club which...
View ArticleA Tale Of Two Kits
[101gg] Foes Manchester United and Liverpool aren’t exactly on equal footing these days. One’s good, the other often only nibbles at the above average. Rough times. Well times are getting rougher as...
View ArticleBrendan Rodgers Provides Interview Of The Year
Watching sports interviews, no matter the sport, is like watching a cheating husband attempt to deflect questions. The actual question is answered roughly three percent of the time. Brendan Rodgers...
View ArticleSebastien Squillaci Becomes Clark Kent
Call it a week, call it a month, call it a summer. The battle is over. “Can I just stay here with you?” “Definitely not.” One needn’t have paid the slightest attention to Sebastien Squillaci’s time at...
View ArticleClaudia Letizia Welcomes Rafa To Napoli
And she is very, very hospitable. Or welcoming. A quick Google will reveal…well it will reveal a lot. Such as Claudia is a very big fan of duck face, wet t-shirts, and more duck face. She’s not a fan...
View ArticleCarlo Ancelotti Thrilled To Be Named Real Madrid Manager
Okay, maybe not. The sound bites may say differently, but that is the face of a man who just signed a contract for three years of colonoscopies. And let’s be honest: there are worse analogies for the...
View ArticleCarlos Tevez Is A Pretty Ballerina
Carlos Tevez just signed for Juventus and was handed the No. 10 shirt. What else he’s doing with his life is anyone’s guess. Well, goofily dancing with (his?) children is a start. And while making the...
View ArticlePaulinho Joins Tottenham, Gets The Internet Treatment
Paulinho found himself in tears over leaving Corinthians to join Tottenham. TalkSport did the only thing imaginable and altered the video to make it appear Paulinho was in tears over joining Tottenham...
View ArticleThe Neymar Deal Gets Broken Down
The Neymar deal was a rather big one. Not simply financially, but because he basically had his pick of any club in the world, though it seems to have come down to yet another El Clasico battle. The...
View ArticleSampdoria’s Spying On You
If you thought the NSA was bad, wait til intelligence gathering makes its way to the owners of European football clubs. Then everyone’s in trouble, and if Sampdoria is any indication, times are soon...
View ArticleFashion Faux Pas: Liverpool 2013-14
There are a number of quotes from the fashion world in which the definitions of both beauty and ugglyness are debated and contested. Liverpool 2013-14 is no contest. For some reason, Warrior has...
View ArticleSir Alex Gets The Mario Bros. Treatment
It’s a known fact that football videos are best when set to the original Super Mario Bros. theme music. They just are. Julio Baptista got one a few years back, along with lots of coins in his pocket....
View ArticlePSV’s Young Leader
PSV has been shedding their stars to Serie A this summer, but the future is still bright for the men from Eindhoven. Their fanbase is being led by this little kid, all of eight years old, from the...
View ArticleAtalanta Fans Open The Season With A Tank
For reasons which need not go beyond, “Because they’re Italian ultras,” that is a tank. One used annually for the last years in preseason festivities for Atalanta – even before they signed German ‘The...
View ArticleClement Grenier Picks Up Where He Left Off
Last year, Clement Grenier closed out the season with a series of wondergoals, beginning the process of turning himself into a household name. Summer’s come and gone, and with Lyon taking on Real...
View ArticleThe Female Zlatan
Sports bra: check. Skimpy bottom to match: check. Ponytail: check. You know, that looks an awful lot like the male Zlatan Ibrahimovic. And whoever it is, he’s demanding all passing by look at him and...
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